My name's Clyde. I'm 19 and a Sophomore in college. I'm an AFROTC cadet. I'm just pretty much an overall awsome guy and you should get to know me.
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
And now our annual joke.
What does the Mutant Enemy monster say when it’s cold?
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”